Part of my "Ghost in the Machine" series~

by far the funniest thing you can say immediately after winning the NBA finals

for those of you who don't follow basketball, this guy is the best player in the world right now

#you don't understand how completely devoted jokic is to racing horses#he's tried to quit basketball several times to commit full time to his horses#he doesn't even like playing basketball i don't think, he's just stupid good at it#he's counting down the days until he can retire to move back to serbia and work with his horses#his post retirement plans are becoming a 'trotting coach' his words @sayheykid​

#HOW TO DODGE NBA DRAFT

awww isn’t red so cute and scrunkly 🥰🥰🥰

If Gary Larson were a horny otaku with a hu-cow fetish, this could be a Far Side cartoon

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ALT

"you monster"

or, what if v2 got a chance for some revenge

(yeah okay I know v2 is dead, but I was thinking of this glados quote from portal 2 and then I came up with this)

boop his nose while you're scrolling please!

she mountain on my goat til i hope we both die

part autobio comic part exploration of a different facet of the entity of the stranger